
The Babylon Bee
July 3
"Okay fine, we'll remove 'big' and 'beautiful' from the title" https://buff.ly/0ccdWk0
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The Federalist Papers
Jun 26
America is the land of opportunity!
I think he wants to go for a walk
My grandfather would have been 106 š today. My mom gave me a box of his old belongings and inside was his Timex watch from 1974.
I'm sure it hasn't been serviced in 40 years, if ever. I wound it up and the second hand started sweeping across the dial š
Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' indeed.
Faithful cross, above all other:
one and only noble tree!
None in foliage, none in blossom,
none in fruit thy peer may be:
sweetest wood and sweetest iron,
sweetest weight is hung on thee.